JACKASS DAY

one day when Bart was taking out the trash, he saw an advertisment of a jackass band suddently he has got an idea... why i didn't make a jackass band?he ask for him.

Few minutes later he went to Milhouse house, he told to him the idea and Milhouse enter in the band, after that they went to Ralph house and they told to he, he didn't know what is a jackass band but he accept.

The three peoples saw same videos about jackass and they thought that this things were to dificult for them.



-what we can do? -Milhouse ask



-i don't know- said Bart



the three boys thougth about what they can do when Ralph said



-i' m hungry



-what a good idea -said exited Bart



Milhouse and Ralph didn't understand anything



-we can do a mixture with special ingrdients...



-why not? it's good to start



-i want some milk -said Ralph



-yes Ralph-said Bart-milk is going to be the first ingredient



-and we can put some parsley and... chocolate!! -exclaim Milhouse



-why not some chilli too? -ask Bart



-ok-answer Milhouse -and to finish some ketchup-



the three boys went to Barts house and started to do the mixture when they finish they beat it,

then they put it in three gasses



-Ralph prepare the camera



-ok



when the three boys were in fron of the camera Bart exlaim:



-one, two, drink!



the three boys started to drink and inmediatly they fall on the floor...



Two days later the three boys were in the hospital, they speak about they going to be rich with this video... But when the going to see the video they discover that there isn't any tape in the camera...



-RAAALPHH shauted Milhouse and Bart



THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO THE NPC JACKASS BAND

Moe falls in Love

One day Moe sees Homer naked. Moe falls in love with Homer. The same day in the night Homer goes to the Moe’s bar. Moe declares Homer but he is married with Marge. Moe proposes him a good idea and Homer accepts. Homer goes to the judge and he separates of Marge. In the night Homer goes to his house but when the family is sleeping. He’s unlucky because Maggie started to cry. Marge looks him and she starts a big fight. Homer goes to the hospital. When he goes out he gets married with Moe but in the wedding Bart appears with a gun. He didn’t do anything because her dad has marriage yet. The beautiful couple goes to Caribe and they adopt a black child. But the history doesn’t finish here, Marge kills Krusty and she goes to the prison. Bart, Lisa and Maggie must live in the street because Homer is disappears. One day Homer comes to Springfield and he decides stay with his sons and last when Marge is free again they reconciled with Homer and now they have got four sons and one lover, Moe.




ISABEL CORTEZÓN 3ºC

The problems of Lisa

One day Lisa has a big fight with her parents and she go out of her house. This night, she was sleeping under the bridge. The following morning she went to the school and she counts Nelson her problem. He invites her to live in his house.
The days spend and Lisa went into the drugs and she transformed in a delinquent. One day Moe tells Marge that he saw Lisa smoking a joint. Marge doesn’t believe it and she went find to Lisa. When Marge found Lisa, Marge said her: -What are you doing here?-and Lisa answered:-I´ m getting on very well without you!! I´ m living with Nelson now. Also Marge said:-You’re an irresponsible girl!! YOU’RE CRAZY Lisa!! You must come home now.-
Lisa started to cry and Nelson kills Marge but Lisa didn’t know it. Homer wants Lisa comes home, but he has afraid to Nelson. Homer decided went into a monastery and he asks for God a wish that Marge resuscitate. His wish comes true and Homer and Bart counted all to Lisa, she comes home and she reports Nelson to the police. Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie are a good family again.
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Bart girlfriend

One day, Bart went to school. He was in class when Seymour Skinner came with a new student, her name was María and she was very pretty. Bart's legs were tembling when she sat down near him. Bart went to the blackboard, but he didn't know how to do the exercise, and all Bart's friends laughed at him.

When the class finished María went where Bart and he invited to go out to give a walk after the classes.

Bart was happy but very nervous. At six Bart went to María's house and they went to the park. She kissed Bart. Suddenly María's father arrived and he caught María's hand and dragged

her inside the car. María went away forever.

Moe falls in love

One day Moe sees Homer naked. Moe falls in love with Homer. The same day in the night Homer goes to the Moe’s bar. Moe declares Homer but he is married with Marge. Moe proposes him a good idea and Homer accepts. Homer goes to the judge and he separates of Marge. In the night Homer goes to his house but when the family is sleeping. He’s unlucky because Maggie started to cry. Marge looks him and she starts a big fight. Homer goes to the hospital. When he goes out he gets married with Moe but in the wedding Bart appears with a gun. He didn’t do anything because her dad has marriage yet. The beautiful couple goes to Caribe and they adopt a black child. But the history doesn’t finish here, Marge kills Krusty and she goes to the prison. Bart, Lisa and Maggie must live in the street because Homer is disappears. One day Homer comes to Springfield and he decides stay with his sons and last when Marge is free again they reconciled with Homer and now they have got four sons and one lover, Moe.




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MILHOUSE'S BIRTHDAY

Homer was yowning when Bart shouted:¡It was Milhouse's birthay!

Bart and Milhouse arrange to meet Nelson, Martin, Ralph, Todd Flanders,Jimbo Jones, Kearney..in the park near their Springfield school.

They went to burn Skinner's house.

When they arrive skinner's house, Nelson said Bart: pick up the fuel and go behind the house with Martin.

Bart threw the fuel around the side while Jimbo Jones set fire to the matchs.

A few minutes later, Skinner telephoned to the police, and when the police arrived, the boys weren't there. The fire brigade arrived late and Skinner shouted: my home..my mum!!

The children thought about hiding in Bart's hut but the police discovered who did it,because Nelson forgot his jacket in the garden.

Where are they? shouted Ralph's dad.

After some time looking for them, finally they were discovered at Kwik E Mark (Apu's supermarket). The police caught them and bring them to the police station.

The police phoned their parents and when they arrived, they tell them what had happened. Their parents had to pay Skinner's new house.

At night, all the friends of Milhouse went to his house to pass the night. They started to tell scary stories, and Nelson dressed up like the "death",but they didn't know it.

After some time they discovered who was and everybody laugh.

The life in Springfield was perfect again...except for Skinner's mum, who died in the burn.

Maggie Road

One day, Homer came back home after work. Then, he met Dr. Gibert in the street:

--- Hey, Homer. I’ve got the results of your analysis. Your stomach is almost destroyed! I think you mustn’t drink more beer…--- said Gibert.
--- I’ll think about it, doctor. Thanks --- said Homer while he opened a beer.
--- Oh, and another thing. I’ve just passed by Evergreen Terrace. I think your house is burning, my friend… --- said Gibert.
--- I’ll think about it, doctor. Thanks --- said Homer being so quiet, and he went away.

“Stupid doctor….my house burning…jaja….what a stupid joke………………………….one moment………oh, MY GOD!!!!”

Then Homer did what everybody is thinking: he turned on the radio. And it sounds:
“Well, Michael. I think we should say to our listeners that beer is SO WONDERFUL…..but if you have stomach problems, you shouldn’t drink it in excess because…..”

And Homer shouts:
--- OH MY GOD!!!!! MY HOUSE IS BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!


Some minutes later, the Simpson family was outside home.
--- Everybody is alright? --- asked Homer.
--- Where is Maggie? --- asked Lisa.
Nobody knew it. On the floor there was a note. It said:

“Where nobody wants us”

--- Where nobody wants us….----thought Marge --- I think Maggie has been kidnapped!!!
--- Don’t worry, mum. We’’ll find her.--- said Lisa --- Let’s see…”Where nobody wants us”….What about under the bridge?? All the rovers are there…
--- Yes!! The Simpsons look for Maggie!! --- shout Homer.
--- Dad: this is not a TV movie….---said Bart.


--- Let’s see……..STUPID VAGRANTS OF SPRINGFIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- shout Homer ---. I SPEAK TO YOU!!!
--- Dad!! Shut Up.

The rovers went next to Homer:
--- What do you want? --- as one of them.
--- I want to find my daughter Maggie. She is very tall, with dark hair and she walks on two legs… --- Homer said.
--- Homer, come on…. Excuse him, sir. Our daughter is very little, she doesn’t walk: she crawls --- said Marge.
--- We haven’t seen her, mistress --- said one of the rovers.

Homer felt a little bit disappointed:
--- Well, we can look for her in other place…
--- What about the rubbish dump? --- said Marge.

Bart looked to one of the rovers.
--- One moment…I know you! You’re Krusty!!

Krusty look around him. All the rovers look at him angry:
--- You said you hate Krusty! You’re a liar!! Let`s kill him!!!!

The Simpsons start to run, and the rovers start to hit Krusty…


They went to the rubbish dump. There, Bart started to look for someone in the midst of thrash. And a strange monster came out the rubbish. It has 8 eyes, 4 arms, 5 legs and it was purple.
--- I think……Maggie’s not there --- said Bart frightened.

The monster looked at them, and then smiled. He picked up a book from the floor and he showed to Homer.

--- A BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY AT THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!! --- screamed Homer.


--- One moment….we’re idiots!!!! “Where nobody wants us”… It’s clear!! The nursing home!!!!!! --- said Bart.

The Simpsons went quickly to the home for aged. They went into running and they made Hans “Mole” fall down.

--- The New York Marathon has started?? --- he asked.

Simpson family went into Grandpa Simpson’s room. And there Maggie was playing with Grandpa’s false teeth.

--- Maggie!! --- they shouted.
--- Grandpa, why you have kidnapped Maggie??? –asked Bart.
--- Because you don’t know that I exist!!!! --- said Abe Simpson --- I had to kidnapped the child, because you never come to visit me…

--- Quick, Marge. I hit my father, you pick Maggie and we fly to Mexico!!


--- Come on, sirs…… we can do it properly….. there’s no need of blood!!! --- said Krusty.

He was hanging up from the bridge while the rovers looked at him with madness and they picked up their knives. One of the rovers, a guy with blonde hair was playing a guitar.

--- Oh my god…. Kurt, you’re my friend!!! Help me!!!!
Kurt looked at Krusty and laughed:

--- Sorry, my man. But I’m dead!! ♪♫Hey…….♪wait…….I’ve got a new complaint♫…..fooooorever in the debt with your priceless advice♪…………..♫♪

THE END


Dedicate to the memory of Kurt Cobain
(1967 – 1994)

THE WICKED HOMER

A day Homer went to the nuclear plant, but before arriving there was a caravan of cars and he could not arrive in time. Then furious Homer began has to touch the horn and advanced by the field until the nuclear plant.
Meanwhile, Bart went with Milhouse to the school roller skating. They arrived behind schedule at class and the director did not let to them enter.
To Homer the police had catch him and took a weapon of the police head and it killed to him. Homer escaped to his house to look for his family, but Bart was not. They went to the school and they did not find him.
Bart was with Milhouse throwing rockets and doing act of hooliganism in the outskirts of Springfield.
At night Bart arrived at house and they said to him that the family had to go to Alaska because of homer to kill the police head.

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HOMER IS OFF

Last Monday morning Homer arrived fully drunk at work. He sleeped off a hang-over in his room at the G7 section. When he started to sleep on the dashboard he put his head on the wrong button and he caused a fire. Every body started to shout and run terrified. The same day, Homer is dismissed by Mr. Burns.
To aboid a prolonged unenployment, Homer order Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie to go to work.
Marge work as a charwoman, Bart and Lisa work in the Moe's Bar and Homer and Maggie ask for to beg in the streets. But it's evident that this isn't a wonderful situation for the Simpsons.

For the first time, Homer have an interesting idea. To be readmited in his job, he organize a beauty contest: Mister Springfield.
He invite to participate Mr. Burns by flatteries. Homer say him that he's the best handsome Springfield man.
Homer act as president of the panel. He convince the rest of panel members to choice Mr. Burns as winner. So, Mr. Burns is designated Mister Springfield.

Mr. Burns is so happy that he readmited Homer in the nuclear factory. Consequently, Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie end their unpleasant jobs.

Homer affirme that it has learned a hard lesson. He promise that it was his last madness.

HOMERPALOOZA

After the school bus is destroyed at the auto wrecking yard, Homer is forced to drive his (and other) kids to school. Along the way, he listens to a classic rock radio station that plays Grand Funk Railroad and is shocked to discover that all of the kids hate it, and have never heard of them. After several more days of the kids hating his music, Homer visits a music store and realizes that what he likes is no longer considered cool. As a result, Homer decides to take Bart and Lisa to the Hullabalooza music festival. At the festival, Homer tries to act cool by wearing a Rastafarian hat, but all he does is humiliate himself and is confronted by an angry crowd of Generation Xers. After being tossed out by the crowd, Homer angrily kicks a cannon, which shoots one of Peter Frampton's inflatable pigs (purchased at "Pink Floyd's yard sale") at his stomach. The festival head is impressed and Homer is hired as a part of the festival's freak show.
As a result, Homer gets to go on tour with the festival and hangs out with The Smashing Pumpkins, Cypress Hill and Sonic Youth. Homer suddenly finds himself living the high life: partying with big name rock stars and becoming respected among American youth, including Bart. As the tour approaches a stop in Springfield, Homer's stomach begins to hurt and he is sent to a veterinarian. The veterinarian advises Homer that if he performs his act one more time, his stomach will burst and he will die. Homer shrugs this news off, not wanting to lose his popularity. At first he decides to do his job, but at the last second he loses his nerve and dodges the cannonball. He is released from the festival and goes back to being not respected by his children.